J viens de recevoir celle la, en anglais et j la traduis pas, pour le challenge, et par flemme
:
>A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly
> enters the
> front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on
> her feet, she wobbles
> the few feetacross the store to the counter.
>
> Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for
> support, stuttering
> she asks the sales clerk: "....Dddooo youuuu hhhave
> dddddiilllldosss?"
>
> The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,
> replies:
> "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many
> different models."
>
> The old woman then asks:
> "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee,
> tttenn
> inchessss lllong aaandd aabbouttt twoo inchesss
> ththiickk . . . aaand rrunns by
> bbaatteries?"
>
> The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
>
> She asks:
> " ...Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo
> ttturrrnnn
> ttthe fffffuuuuckin' ssunoooffabbitch oooofffffffffff?"